I need a few things ASAP:

- a new job
- to mail that fuckin' CD out to the fabulous Cati before she disowns my lazy ass (walked in and out of the post office with it. TWICE)
- more tattoos
- sleep
- more time with the gal
- an entourage (just cause it would be so effin' gangsta like, and well, I'm becoming more of a square every day, yo)
- a personal chef (preferably one of the Iron Chefs)

Yeah. That's a good start.